QQ自動回覆的皮皮句‖你先說事吧，我再決定在不在
對不起，對方線上5G，它沒有收到您的資訊，請自動升級。
Sorry， the other party is 5G online， it has not received your information， please upgrade automatically。
你先說事吧，我再決定在不在。
You talk first， I‘ll decide whether to be there or not。
洗澡中，請勿打擾，偷窺請購票，個體四十，團體八折，訂票電話：一般人我不告訴他！
During bathing， please do not disturb， peeping please buy tickets， 40% for individuals， 20% for groups， telephone number for booking tickets： I will not tell the average person！
對不起，我是一名學生，更是祖國的花朵，不能長時間跟你聊天和輕易回覆你訊息，這樣會顯得我不愛學習，對不起黨和國家以及人民。
Sorry， I am a student and the flower of the motherland。 I can’t chat with you for a long time and reply to your news easily。 It will appear that I don‘t like studying。 I’m sorry to the party， the country and the people。
等我馴服完八頭冰激凌怪獸，打倒米飯油炸燒烤魔術師，用防曬霜騎士的寶劍和遮陽傘夫人的盾牌殺掉太陽巨龍，救出冰箱公主，拿冰櫃皇帝賞賜的星星來找你。
When I have tamed the eight ice cream monsters， knocked down the rice fried barbecue magician， killed the sun dragon with the sun cream knight‘s sword and the sunshade lady’s shield， rescued the refrigerator princess， and came to you with the stars bestowed by the refrigerator emperor。
只有你想見我的時候 ，我的回覆才有意義。
My reply is meaningful only when you want to see me。
你溫柔大方，善解人意，沉魚落雁，閉月羞花，傾國傾城，可愛迷人，貌美如花，冰肌玉骨，天生麗質，明眸皓齒，亭亭玉立的爹正在趕來的路上。
You are gentle， generous and considerate， and your father is on his way here。 He is beautiful， charming and beautiful， like ice muscle。 jade bone‘s natural beauty， bright eyes and white teeth are graceful and graceful。
談戀愛嗎，訊息秒回，語音秒接，經常給你準備小驚喜，主動刪掉所有異性，不跟任何男孩子說話，所以你覺得你配嗎，在這看半天。
Do you fall in love， the news comes back in seconds and the voice comes back in seconds。 I often prepare small surprises for you。 I take the initiative to delete all members of the opposite sex and don’t talk to any boys。 So do you think you deserve it？ Leave it for half a day。
機主已將QQ解除安裝，安裝好後回覆，具體安裝時間，等待騰訊官方通知。
The owner of the machine has uninstalled QQ， and will reply after installation。 The specific installation time is waiting for Tencent‘s official notification。
沒回就是在放牛，一直沒回就是牛丟了。
If you don’t come back， you‘re herding cows。 If you don’t come back， you‘re losing your cows。
悄咪咪地告訴你呀：小鋪用的是最後一句呀，所以你可不可以告訴小鋪你的自動回覆呀？期待的搓搓手，嘻嘻嘻＾3＾
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