委婉表達自己很窮的搞笑句子，沙雕有趣，專治不開心
1、我記得小時候家裡特別窮，洗不起澡，所以只能趴在窗戶邊看別人洗澡。
I remember when I was a child， my family was very poor and couldn‘t afford to take a bath， so I had to lie by the window and watch others take a bath。
2、都說人只能跟經濟實力差不多的人在一起玩，看來只能找人一起去要飯了。
It’s said that people can only play with people with similar economic strength。 It seems that they can only find people to beg together。
3、窮則獨善其身，富則是我想多了。
Poor is to be alone， rich is to think too much。
4、每次看小說我覺得我跟女主差不多，又窮事又多。
Every time I read a novel， I feel that I am almost the same as a woman， poor and busy。
5、年輕的時候也考慮過勞斯萊斯和賓利，最後還是選擇了共享單車。
When I was young， I also considered Rolls Royce and Bentley， and finally chose bike sharing。
6、竟然有人說我窮，我只能呵呵一笑了，畢竟他說的是實話。
Even someone said I was poor， I can only laugh， after all， he is telling the truth。
7、我媽真有意思，總是勸我在外面財不外露，要存在銀行裡，她要是知道我的經濟情況，只會勸我別犯法。
My mother is really interesting。 She always advises me not to expose my money outside and to keep it in the bank。 If she knows my financial situation， she will only advise me not to break the law。
8、為什麼市場只有遊戲破解版，有沒有支付寶破解版？餘額多的花不完的那種。
What is the reason why the market only has the game cracked version， and is there a Alipay cracked version？ The one with a large balance can‘t be spent。
9、好懷念小時候的時光，只要伸手就能要到錢，現在不行了，要跪在馬路邊伸手才行。
I miss the time when I was a child。 As long as I reach out， I can get money。 Now I can’t do it。 I have to kneel on the side of the road and reach out。
10、剛剛看了一下銀行卡餘額，發現這輩子什麼都不用幹，但是有一個前提條件，就是明天必須死，多一天都不行。
I just looked at the balance of my bank card and found that I don‘t have to do anything in my life， but there is a prerequisite that I must die tomorrow， and no more than one day。
11、當一個人跟你說只想掙錢的時候，基本就可以確定，他除了沒錢，愛情也沒有。
When a person tells you that he only wants to earn money， he can be sure that he has no money and no love。
12、別人發完我好窮，立即收穫到朋友的贊助，我發完我好窮，只收獲兩個點贊，還有一句我也是。
I’m poor after other people‘s hair， and I immediately get the sponsorship from my friends。 I’m poor after my hair， and I only get two compliments， and I‘m the same。
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