「晚安」吃甜品真的會提升幸福感，今天的心情是開口向上的拋物線

幾個字總結了我現在的狀態，胖得專心致志，窮得心靈祥和。

A few words summed up my present state， fat and dedicated， poor soul peace。

想問一下，你們那種會顯示45kg的體重稱，是在哪裡買的呀？我也想買一個。

Where did you buy your 45kg weight scale？ I also want to buy one。

從來都不是個胸懷大志的人，我的終極夢想就是躺著，其次就是能賺很多錢。當然，想賺錢也是為了以後能不賺錢，能更有底氣地躺著。

說白了，我的夢想就是當個廢物。

I‘ve never been an ambitious person。 My ultimate dream is to lie down and earn a lot of money。 Of course， want to make money is also to be able to do not make money in the future， can lie more confident。

To put it bluntly， my dream is to be a trash。

吃甜品真的可以提升幸福感，今天的心情是開口向上的拋物線。

Eating desserts can really improve happiness。 Today’s mood is a parabola of upward opening。

前幾天帶弟弟出去玩，他一直鬧著要買糖。

我說：“不能買，我們要節約用錢哦。”

然後他就很委屈地說：“我們老師說要節約用水，沒有說節約用錢。”

A few days ago， I took my brother out to play， and he kept clamoring for sugar。

I said， “we can‘t buy it。 We need to save money。”

Then he was very aggrieved to say： “our teacher said to save water， did not say to save money。”

畢業總是來得比想象中更加猝不及防，這種感覺就像是剛嚐出甜味卻發現糖卻已吃光。

Graduation is always more unexpected than expected。 It’s like just tasting sweetness and finding that the sugar has been eaten up。

cp圈裡不同的分工可以類比成昆蟲：

會產糧的大大是蜜蜂，把cp的美好濃縮成更甜的東西；搞搬運的海外黨是螞蟻，遇到好的就往家裡搬，不辭辛苦任勞任怨；啥也不會的人就是夏天的蟬，只會趴在那“哇啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊”。

The division of labor in CP circle can be compared to insects

It is bees that can produce food， which condenses the beauty of CP into sweeter things； the overseas party that carries food is ants， and when they meet good ones， they go home and work hard and bear no grudges； those who can‘t do anything are cicadas in summer， and they just lie down there “Whoa， ah， ah， ah， ah， ah， ah， ah。”。