日常搞笑說說,幽默有趣,越看越愛

解釋就是掩飾,掩飾就是講故事。

Explanation is cover up, cover up is story telling。

每次在廁所裡看到別人亂吐的口香糖,我都無比憤怒。明明嚼著還有味道啊,怎麼就給吐了?

Every time I see someone spitting gum in the toilet, I feel very angry。 Clearly chewing still have taste, how to vomit?

日常搞笑說說,幽默有趣,越看越愛

從小就有一個敵人叫別人家的小孩,他不愛玩遊戲,從來就只知道學習。

Since childhood, there has been a child whose enemy is called someone else‘s family。 He doesn’t like playing games and always only knows how to learn。

無論我們最後疏遠成什麼樣子 相信我 一個紅包就能解決!!

No matter what our final estrangement looks like, believe me, a red envelope can solve it!!

日常搞笑說說,幽默有趣,越看越愛

曾經幼稚地以為錢可以買到友誼,買到愛情,買到任何你需要的東西。長大後,我才意識到錢真的可以,可是我沒有錢,這真是個悲傷的故事。

Once naive thought that money can buy friendship, buy love, buy anything you need。 When I grew up, I realized that money is really OK, but I don‘t have money。 It’s a sad story。

說好一起到白頭,你卻偷偷焗了油。

We agreed to go to Baitou together, but you secretly baked oil。

日常搞笑說說,幽默有趣,越看越愛

剛才看了一個心理測試,關於性格的,你們一般在家裡是叫爸爸還是爸還是爹,評論看看你是什麼性格

Just now I saw a psychological test about personality。 Do you usually call me dad or dad or dad at home? Let‘s see what kind of personality you are

摸了下自己的臉,啊真疼,果然玫瑰都是帶刺的嗎?

Touched his face, ah, it really hurt, sure enough, are roses with thorns?

日常搞笑說說,幽默有趣,越看越愛

在吃螺螄粉,朋友吵著說臭,於是我把耳朵堵了起來繼續吃

While eating snail powder, my friend quarreled that it smelled, so I blocked my ears and continued to eat

世間安得雙全法,不負油炸雞米花

In the world, you can live up to fried chicken

日常搞笑說說,幽默有趣,越看越愛

工作五分鐘,手機就吃醋了,哄了它兩個小時

Work five minutes, cell phone jealous, coax it two hours

生活不止當下的苟且,還有這個月的賬單……

Life is not only about the present, but also about this month’s bills

日常搞笑說說,幽默有趣,越看越愛

我看你就是個能復活的小兵。

I think you are a little soldier who can revive。

天氣太冷了,心裡的小鹿也懶得撞了!

The weather is too cold, the deer in my heart is too lazy to bump!

老了,騷不動了,現在對時尚的理解是:保暖為主

Old, Sao not move, now the understanding of fashion is: keep warm

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